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Nowt to do with railways....

Discussion in 'Bullhead Memories' started by Woof, Jan 22, 2008.

  1. Woof

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    I went to college in Inverness (to study Forestry) and during my final year went to a Student Union Debate on Scotland having its own parliment (this was in 1988/89).

    Now during the lively debate the Chairman (or Chairwoman for those who suscribe to the PC code.....twats) had many times to tell a few noisy students to quieten down.
    She did say on a number of occasions "Will you lot shut the fxxx up".

    And the more she told them to be quiet the more annoyed she got.

    In then end her patience finally snapped!

    She stood up, banged her first down on the table and shouted into the microphone







    "Right! I,ve told you noisy bar-sards at the back to shut the fxxk up.
    I,ve had enough. This is your last warning!

    If you dont finally shut the fxxk up I will have you all ejackulated!"

    You could have heard a pin drop.
    Total silence....




    Somehow I think the word she was looking for was ejected
    Poor Jean.....
     
  2. Tracklayer

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    Hmmmm...

    Well, its a reasonably accurate synonym...
     
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